Sunday, February 14, 2010



A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears.  "What are you?" asks the cat.
"A gnome," comes the reply.  "I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief.  And what, may I ask, are you?"
The cat replies, "Um, I'm a gnome."  

Submitted to Readers Digest by Blake Kiltoff

1 comment:

  1. HOOTY LAUGHING! Too, funny! Thanks for this post you've made my day!